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Talking Parrot Polly the Cussing Parrot

THE PARROT SAID WHAT?!?!?

This is one of the FUNNIEST gag gifts ever!!!

Click PLAY button above to hear Talking Parrot. Sorry I had to censor this clip.

Polly the Talking Parrot looks like your average run of the mill decorative stuffed parrot. Who knows, maybe he can even talk. When someone moves close by, the Talking Parrot sure can talk! When his motion detector is activated he cusses like a drunken sailor while his wings flap. \"Does Polly want a cracker?\". No, \"Polly wants a _______ cracker!\". The Talking Parrot says this and several other hilarious phrases that will leave you and your guests totally shocked. Cussing Parrot requires 4 AA Batteries - not included. Talking Parrot is 8\" tall and weighs 2 lbs.

You\'ve got to be so careful what you say these days, but our Polly the Talking Parrot isn\'t, and lets them rip with one sensitive and rude wisecrack after another. The Talking Parrot is one dirty little bird. Polly looks innocent enough sitting on his little perch, but when the Talking Parrot detects motion, he lets the expletives fly! In a fun parrot voice, Polly the Cussing Parrot insults anyone who crosses in front of him, and make you want to punt him like a football.

Stick the Talking Parrot by the front door to meet and greet; in the kitchen, living room or even in your room to keep you company.

The Talking Parrot is motion activated so every time you walk by, Polly will let fly with some rude comment. Talking Parrot comes with a perch that you can hang anywhere.

MOTION ACTIVATED SOUND!!

Watch his wings flap up and down while he talks!

Here are some of the Cussing Parrot sayings!
Polly wants a _______ cracker!
Hey you! Go _______ yourself!
Hey Baby! Show us yer _______ !
Dick head alert!
Polly wants a b-job...ooohhhh feels good!
Whos the pretty polly? Not you _______
Nobody loves you...everybody hates you!
Come closer...and scratch Polly\'s _______

The Talking Parrot will have your friends and family on the floor laughing! You wont believe your ears when you hear Polly the Talking Parrot. With 8 funny different insults, you will be entertained all day long! The funniest part is watching peoples faces when they hear this dirty little bird insult them!

Our Talking Parrot is the perfect prank joke gag gift. Set Polly right next to the door to greet friends, family members, and customers. Polly the Talking Parrot also works great for when you are not home. Our dirty little bird will make sure he lets anyone know hes there when he senses motion. Set Polly in front of your front door window while you are gone. Once someone sees flapping wings and hears the Cussing Parrot crude insults, nobody will dare to enter your house!

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Please allow 7-10 days for delivery

We typically ship your order within 1-2 business days after payment has been cleared.
Allow 7-10 business days for delivery.
We do not ship on weekends or holidays.
We will ship via either UPS or USPS. We decide which one to use depending on the product weight/size.
Express shipping is not available.
Local pick up is not allowed.

If you experience any problems or havent received your order after 10 business days of payment, please contact us.